Be strong, honey!! ;)

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks
into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying
the girl to the bed he gets on top of her , kisses her neck. Then gets up and
goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there , the husband tells his wife , 'Listen , this guy's
an escaped convict! Look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time
in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.
If he wants sex , don't resist. Don't complain. Do whatever he tells you.

Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably
very dangerous. If he gets angry , he'll kill us. Be strong. Honey , I
love you.'

To which the wife responds , 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering
in my ear. He told me he was gay. He thought you were cute and asked
if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey ,

I love you too!!



First baby gift! Weeee!!!

Anak aku baru 5 bulan 2 minggu dalam perut ni, sudah dapat hadiah!! heheh

Actually, Mama just came back from London & Manchester a few weeks ago.
 So dalam sibuk-sibuk dengan urusan kerja kat sana, sempatlah Mama melancong sakan dengan ex-student dia, Hazeeq (tapi sekarang dah kamceng giler ngan aku) yang tengah study kat sana.


Hamboi kemain ko Zeeq posing ngan Mama camni! Lawan tokey nihhh *jeles*


Tapi bila Mama balik, aku disurprisedkan oleh hadiah istimewa dari Hazeeq!!!
Siap wrapped in a box lagi! Tapi bukan untuk aku, untuk baby dalam perut aku.
Awwwww!!! Tima kaceh, pakcik Ajiq!


 Alahai comelnya kad! Siap ade bau London lagi! *exaggerate giler kau* =P


And this is what I got from Hazeeq!


Masa aku bukak hadiah tu, and nampak baju ni, I was yelling, meroyan sakan okay!
Shooooo chomelllll baju-baju nih..
Giler rockstarrrr taste ko, zeeq!
Seswai dengan jiwa aku dan Pejai Tohir. =P


Instead of pressies from Hazeeq, aku dapat few pressies lagi from Mama. =)
Since she was in UK lagi, Mama dah ketaq-ketaq call and bagitau aku that she bought something special for my baby. Dia pon eksaited terlebih nak jadi nenek. Haha



 Nahhhh kau! Baby monitor bapak besau!
Masa Mama nak describe bendealah ni on the phone (bcoz she forgot the name of this equipment), she was like ALAAA..YANG MACAM WALKY-TALKY TU.. SATU LETAK BESIDE BABY, LAGI SATU U HOLD. SO BOLEH LA DENGAR WHEN THE BABY CRIES. =)


Shirts from The University of Manchester for me and hubby pon ado..
Tak dapat jejak kaki, dapat sarung baju pon okayyyyy lah. =P

 Baju kecik-kecik putih yang belah kiri tu, baju for a new-born baby!

Alahaiiii...


Hamboiii anak, kau belom lahir, dah dapat hadiah ek. Dari UK lak tu..
Mengalahkan mak ko ni ye? =P


Hubby pon excited sangat tengok baju-baju baby tu. Berapa kali dia pelok tah.
Siap "tumpangkan" baju-baju baby dalam wardrobe dia.
Bcoz kitorang sendiri pon belom beli pakaian & furniture baby lagi.
Rasa macam awal lagi je..
Walaupon everytime pi shoppping complex, mesti nak terjah bahagian baby.
Amik mood dulu.. Hihi


By the way, a HUGEEEEE thank u for Mama & Hazeeq!!!